being horny is just a part of my personality at this point
(Source: scum2000, via the-punstar)
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If anyone ever questions the credibility or necessity of the Girl Scouts of America just show them these merit badges.
Girl Scouts are raw as fuck.
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A man came across a beach covered in starfish that had washed ashore. Further along he saw a boy throwing the starfish back into the ocean. “What are you doing?” he asked the boy. The boy responded “The tide is going out and if the starfish don’t get back into ocean they will die.”
“But there are thousands of starfish on this beach!” the man said. “You can’t possibly save them all. Even if you worked all day, it wouldn’t make a difference.”
The boy picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean. “It made a difference to that one.”
That starfish was Albert Einstein.
(via peterlynne)
Capitalist Nerd:
Communism can't work because of human nature
Me, skating by, eating go-gurt and holding the Communist Manifesto:
Human nature changes based on the environment humans are put in loser.
Nerd:
holy shit